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Getting a tan without going into the sun.
Getting a tan without going into the sun and keeping tan until October 1st.
I do not think my goal is too lofty, right? So what if I haven't successfully kept a good color since I was thirteen. So what if I inherited my Welsh great-grandmother's skin that reminds me terribly of the hue of the White Witch? So what if self-tanning is a completely new adventure for me? I am an intelligent twenty-three year old woman! I CAN DO THIS!
If I turn myself orange, I promise to post pics on Twitter before applying salt and lemon juice and whatever other magical cures there are for that predicament.
-Darcy (of the Drake variety)